On the first day of Christmas my Dave Barry gave to me
a thread full of blogging moaties
On the second day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
two penguin thongs
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the third day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the fourth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the fifth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the sixth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the seventh day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the eigth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the ninth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the tenth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
ten butts for buttering,
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
eleven boogers for picking,
ten butts for buttering,
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the twelth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
twelve moaties twistering,
eleven boogers for picking,
ten butts for buttering,
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
Posted by: Mad Scientist on November 30, 2004 06:17 PM
a thread full of blogging moaties
On the second day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
two penguin thongs
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the third day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the fourth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the fifth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the sixth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the seventh day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the eigth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the ninth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the tenth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
ten butts for buttering,
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
eleven boogers for picking,
ten butts for buttering,
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
On the twelth day of Christmas Dave Barry gave to me
twelve moaties twistering,
eleven boogers for picking,
ten butts for buttering,
nine monkeys chattering,
eight moaties drinking,
seven squirells a nipping,
six goats a bleating,
five orgasmatrons,
four naked ramparts,
three coconut bras,
two penguin thongs,
and a thread full of blogging moaties.
Posted by: Mad Scientist on November 30, 2004 06:17 PM
